Friday, September 24, 2010

What do you know, a few random things!

What do you call a nosy pepper?

......Jalepeño business!


I saw her sitting at the bar. I approached.
"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled. (Dan Yell)
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man." (Russell Beland)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

....To prove to the squirrels that it could be done!

(I am an animal lover but I still find this funny. Maybe it's because in my neighborhood they are ALWAYS running in front of my car. Luckily I have yet to hit one, but I've still witnessed plenty who didn't make it.)

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