Monday, May 10, 2010

Shakespeare Insults

Ah, you whoreson loggerhead, you were born to do me shame
(Love's Labour Lost)

As I told you always, her beauty and her brain go not together

Damn her, lewd minx

Four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one
(Much Ado About Nothing)

Hang cur, hang, you whoreson, insolent noisemaker
(The Tempest)

He has not so much brain as ear wax
(Troilus and Cressida)

His breath stinks with eating toasted cheese
(Henry VI Part 2)

His kisses are Judas's own children
(Antony & Cleopatra)

Like the toad, ugly and venomous
(Antony & Cleopatra)

Methink thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. I think thou wast created for men to breathe themselves upon you
(All's Well That Ends Well)

O, were mine eye bans into bullets turned, that in a rage I might shoot them at your faces
(Henry VI Part 1)

Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens
(Antony & Cleopatra)

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes, when he walks he moves like an engine and the ground shrinks before his treading

Thou crusty batch of nature
(Troilus and Cressida)

What a brazen faced varlet art thou
(King Lear)

When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast
(The Merchant of Venice)

Where will thou find a cavern dark enough to mask thy monstrous visage
(Julius Caesar)

This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!
(Henry IV Part 1)

Away, you bottle-ale rascal! You basket-hilt stale juggler, you!
(Henry IV Part 2)

Thou lump of foul deformity!
(Richard III)

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