Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Legend of Gingertown

Me and my friend Emily had way too much fun making gingerbread men cookies! :D


Storyteller 1: Emily

Storyteller 2: Bethany

"Once Upon a time there was James Bond and his wife Flo...

Who had two lovely children named Melvin and Velma...

Actually, James' wife was Helga. Flo was the hooker he met in Arabia...

Anyways...One day Melvin sees a baby dinosaur. Being naive and buff, he follows it into the dark enchanted forest...

SUDDENLY! A RAVENOUS VAMPIRE DESCENDS UPON MELVIN!!!!

BUT the baby dinosaur attacks the ginger-thirsty vamp, and bites his head off...

Sadly, it was too late! The vampire had already bitten Melvin and turned him into a ginger-eating ZOMBIE!

He is so ginger-crazed, that he even blows up mythical ginger creatures in the forbidden forest!

Even Bear Man and Cyclops are unable to defeat him, and run away in fear...

Bond, mortified by his only son's behavior, seeks help from the local wiseman, Uni...

Uni prophesies that no one can defeat Bond's son except for the Dreaded Pirate Maximus!

Maximus agrees to defeat Melvin, but only if Flo agrees to marry him.

Bad boys have always been Flo's weakness. She agrees.

Melvin and Maximus fight for 12 hours straight!

Out of NO WHERE Maximus calls on his giant gingerhand...

Which slaps Melvin silly.

POOF! Melvin is transformed into a good citizen of Gingertown, and meets his soulmate Olivia.

They retire to Gingervalley with their lovely son Martin.

Until the Gingerworld is attacked by two monsterous Gingerheaded girls. Thus became the extinction of Gingertown. THE END."

1 comment:

Emily Mertsching said...

omg i had no idea you had posted our entire story onto the web! HAHA! i love you!

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